[color

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[color:green]The problem with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket.[/color]
[color:red]Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - tequila in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"[/color]